Do you guys ever block out your writing projects to try and figure out the scene structures? I was really skeptical of this before I wrote Last Call, but now I’m a true believer. I can’t express how helpful I find it to be able to block out scenes on index cards so you can physically restructure your book. For those curious (crickets), I’m just under 50,000 words on a new novel. It’s about dinosaurs (just kidding (not really)).
On July 9th, 1993 AD, humanity received its greatest gift: the theatrical release of the dopest film ever made: Weekend at Bernie’s II. Join me in honoring this cinematic masterpiece for its 20th anniversary.
This July 9th at 7pm eastern time, we will livetweet a national viewing of Weekend at Bernie’s II under the hasgtag #WAB2. DVDs can be purchased for only $6.99 through Amazon, and can you really put a price tag on a film Variety called “a mildly diverting farcical caper”?
Together, we will share thoughts, critiques, and memories of our favorite undead buddy comedy in real time. Together, we will become infinite.
In the great big Garden
There were two lonely banners
And a chubby Carmelo
And a video of
Earl going pipestrong on all
And Novak and Cope and Camby were sitting on pine
And the decapitated head of Tyson Chandler
And YA author Amar’e
And a ’95 Co-Rookie of the Year
And a rapper named Iman
And Pope Pablo and Woodson’s beard and an extra large burrito just for Ray Felton
And little old Spike who was screaming “Blue and Gold Skies Forever!”
Goodnight Garden
Goodnight Melo
Goodnight pipestrong Earl
Goodnight League Pass
And the two lonely banners dead in the rafters
Goodnight Novak, Cope, and Camby
Goodnight Breen
Goodnight Tyson’s zombie corpse
And goodnight STAT and your bones made from glass
Goodnight Clyde
And goodnight Lala
Goodnight little blogs
And goodnight Stephen A. who knows everyone personally
Goodnight Pablo
And goodnight Woody
Goodnight burrito
Goodnight Ray
And goodnight to Spike whimpering “John Starks.”
Goodnight stars
Goodnight Melo
Goodnight noises everywhere.
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Started from the bottom now we’re here
Started from the bottom now my whole team here
Started from the bottom now we’re here
Started from the bottom now the whole team here
Started from the bottom now we’re here
Started from the bottom now my whole team here
Started from the bottom now we’re here
Started from the bottom now the whole team here
I done kept it real from the jump
Living at my mama’s house we’d argue every month
I was trying to get it on my own
Working all night, traffic on the way home
And my uncle calling me like “Where ya at?
I gave you the keys told ya bring it right back”
I just think its funny how it goes
Now I’m on the road, half a million for a show
And we…
Started from the bottom now we’re here
Started from the bottom now my whole team here
Started from the bottom now we’re here
Started from the bottom now the whole team here
Started from the bottom now we’re here
Started from the bottom now my whole team here
Started from the bottom now we’re here
Started from the bottom now the whole team here
Boys tell stories about the man
Say I never struggled, wasn’t hungry, yeah, I doubt it
I could turn your boy into the man
There ain’t really much I hear that’s poppin’ off without us
We just want the credit where it’s due
I’ma worry about me
just as a reminder to myself
I wear every single chain, even when I’m in the house
Cause we…
Started from the bottom now we’re here
Started from the bottom now my whole team here
Started from the bottom now we’re here
Started from the bottom now the whole team here
Started from the bottom now we’re here
Started from the bottom now my whole team here
Started from the bottom now we’re here
Started from the bottom now the whole team here
No new friends, we don’t feel that
No fake friends, where you real friends at?
We don’t like to do too much explaining
Story stays the same I never changed it
No new friends, friend we don’t feel that
No fake friends, where you real friends at?
We don’t like to do too much explaining
Story stay the same through the money and the fame
Cause we…
Started from the bottom now we’re here
Started from the bottom now my whole team here
Started from the bottom now we’re here
Started from the bottom now the whole team here
Started from the bottom now we’re here
Started from the bottom now my whole team here
Started from the bottom now we’re here
Started from the bottom now the whole team here
