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Come See Me LIVE This Saturday at Books and Booze in St. Louis

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Blazin, mi don’t want dem
Mi need dem
Blazin
Suh mi tek har outta bugah red and put her in a tall skirt
And now she find out what life is really worth
No to X rated
Yo mi tek har outta bugah red and put her in a tall skirt
And now she find out what life is really worth
No to X rated
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god
Hurry up with my damn massage
Hurry up with my damn ménage
Get the Porsche out the damn garage
I am a god
Even though I’m a man of God
My whole life in the hands of God
So y’all better quit playing with God

 

Started From The Bottom Now We Here/Started From The Bottom Now The Whole Team’s Here

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Started from the bottom now we’re here
Started from the bottom now my whole team here
Started from the bottom now we’re here
Started from the bottom now the whole team here
Started from the bottom now we’re here
Started from the bottom now my whole team here
Started from the bottom now we’re here
Started from the bottom now the whole team here

I done kept it real from the jump
Living at my mama’s house we’d argue every month
I was trying to get it on my own
Working all night, traffic on the way home
And my uncle calling me like “Where ya at?
I gave you the keys told ya bring it right back”
I just think its funny how it goes
Now I’m on the road, half a million for a show
And we…

Started from the bottom now we’re here
Started from the bottom now my whole team here
Started from the bottom now we’re here
Started from the bottom now the whole team here
Started from the bottom now we’re here
Started from the bottom now my whole team here
Started from the bottom now we’re here
Started from the bottom now the whole team here

Boys tell stories about the man
Say I never struggled, wasn’t hungry, yeah, I doubt it
I could turn your boy into the man
There ain’t really much I hear that’s poppin’ off without us
We just want the credit where it’s due
I’ma worry about me
just as a reminder to myself
I wear every single chain, even when I’m in the house
Cause we…

Started from the bottom now we’re here
Started from the bottom now my whole team here
Started from the bottom now we’re here
Started from the bottom now the whole team here
Started from the bottom now we’re here
Started from the bottom now my whole team here
Started from the bottom now we’re here
Started from the bottom now the whole team here

No new friends, we don’t feel that
No fake friends, where you real friends at?
We don’t like to do too much explaining
Story stays the same I never changed it
No new friends, friend we don’t feel that
No fake friends, where you real friends at?
We don’t like to do too much explaining
Story stay the same through the money and the fame
Cause we…

Started from the bottom now we’re here
Started from the bottom now my whole team here
Started from the bottom now we’re here
Started from the bottom now the whole team here
Started from the bottom now we’re here
Started from the bottom now my whole team here
Started from the bottom now we’re here
Started from the bottom now the whole team here

Books and Booze Podcast

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Last night, mere moments after the Knicks’ excruciating loss to Boston, I recorded a podcast about Last Call in the City of Bridges with the fine folks at Books and Booze. I want to thank Renee Pickup, Jessica Taylor, and Dakota Taylor for having me. I tried to keep it together and only devolved into a long tirade about Reggie Miller once. Topics include social media, Nintendo, Weekend at Bernie’s II, and the time David James Keaton bought me a Spider-Man fighting ring for our trip to Vegas.

Pictures Of People With My Novel VII

This is a picture of David James Keaton and his cat and a random rap cd with my novel Last Call in the City of Bridges. Do you have pictures with Last Call in the City of Bridges? Do you have pictures with #KanyeWestSavedFromDrowning? If so, send them my way.

AWP 2012 Aftermath

In no particular order, I give you my 2012 AWP highlights:

1. I read at the Beauty Bar for Mud Luscious, PANK, and Annalemma. The venue itself was really neat. You could get manicures and they had seasonal beers for three dollars. I read this new flash fiction piece I’d just finished called “I am Ronald Reagan: The Game” and it seemed to go over really well with the crowd. But being the clumsy jamoke I am, I hit my head on a low-hanging ceiling on the way to the stage. I mean really clocked it. And by the time I finished reading I’d totally forgotten hitting my head in the first place and slammed the thing twice as hard right between the eyes. I staggered down into the back room where all the readers where hanging out and there was all this blood coming out of my forehead. Yes. I injured myself reading.

In the closet-sized bathroom, I wadded up some paper towels and tried to stop the bleeding. There was only one stall and inside were Ben Tanzer and Ryan Bradley doing a literary podcast. I was stuck back there for pretty much the second half of the reading. Matt Bell came by and assured me I didn’t have a concussion or need stitches, and I shook Scott McClanahan’s hand while simultaneously holding bloody paper towels to my head. The best part was when Chad Redden came in and told me he’d read the chapbook I submitted to NAP Magazine and wanted to publish it. So if you listen to Ben and Ryan’s podcast and hear some lunatic shouting with joy in the background that’s bloody face me. I’m beyond excited about the chapbook! It’s called #KanyeWestSavedFromDrowning and it should be out late 2012.

2. I was very lucky to be included on a panel called “Vampire by Vampire: Genre Writing in the Creative Writing Workshop” with Jeff Condran, Alissa Nutting, BJ Hollars, and Elizabeth Weber. It went so much better than I ever even hoped for, and I was really moved when two current undergrads said they’d been so discouraged by their own universities for producing strange fiction that they weren’t even sure if they wanted to be writers anymore. Also, I explained the speeder bike level of Battletoads to the crowd, and then BJ told us about one of my favorite movies, The Wizard. I hope this starts a trend of more Battletoads references in AWP pedagogical panels.

3. At the Stymie reading, I finally met my boy Mark Cugini who came up to me and yelled, “Internet Friends!” We shared a cab with some folks to Literature Party and talked about fantasy football and Ms. Pacman which, if you know me, covers nearly all of my interests.

4. I ate Chicago style pizza with Geoff Peck, Dave Keaton, and Amy Lueck and Dave kept calling it a “Pizza Cake”.

5. The WPA in the 21st Century Panel with Geoff and Cathy Day.

6. While in line to register at the hotel, I saw Mike Meginnis and his wife Tracy a few people in front of me. We’d never met in real life, so I yelled, “Mike!” really loud and then tried to make it seem like I didn’t yell “Mike!” so if it wasn’t him I wouldn’t look weird. It was Mike. He recognized me because I was wearing a tie which is what many, many people told me throughout the conference.

7. I went to the top of the Sears Tower with Katie Coyle and Kevin Tassini and I basically spent the entire time complaining that they had all this shit about overrated Michael Jordan and nothing about Kanye West. We then dragged Katie about a half hour away so I could buy a handful of retro games including Dragon Quest I & II, Dragon Quest V, and Dragon Quest VI for the Super Famicom.

8. Oliu got a manicure at Beauty Bar.

9. I was drinking at the hotel bar with Peck, Lauren Becker, and Erin Fitzgerald when this dude came over to us and invited us up into his room for free wine. We went and met a bunch of really nice poets. Nobody lost a kidney which was a serious concern of mine.

10. I stepped off the plane and a writer gave me her card even before I made it to the subway.

11. Dancing with xTx, Roxane Gay, Ashley Ford, and a host of other people at Literature Party to “‘Mo Money, ‘Mo Problems” or as I call it, the greatest song ever conceived by humans.

12. I was able to grab a drink with the two other creative writing faculty members at the University of Indianapolis where I’ll be a TENURE TRACK ASSISTANT PROFESSOR OF ENGLISH CREATIVE WRITING this coming fall! Pedagogy Level Up!

13. On the last night, me and Peck were closing down the hotel bar when this woman came over and basically advised us on every aspect of our lives. I’m talking some serious Yoda shit.

14. Steve Kowalski reading “When the Browns Win the Super Bowl” and it being as good as the time he read it in Cleveland.

15. Drunkenly rambling with Paul Morris about Nextwave, DC’s new 52, The Authority, and a host of other nerdy comic awesomeness.

16. Tim Kinsella is the Tim Kinsella from Cap’n Jazz.

 

 

 

2012 Off Site AWP Guide

The best part about AWP is the nightlife. The panels are exciting, but hanging out with all the people you’ve been reading for the last year and sharing a beer is really where it’s at. This year is no different. The list below is what I’m most excited about from the official AWP site. I’m sure there are other high quality events, but I just don’t have time to track them all down across Facebook. If you know of one, PLEASE add it to the comments section. I’ve marked the events I’m reading at in blue so that if you want to specifically avoid running into me in Chi-town, you can.

SEE YOU ALL SOON, BROS!

Wednesday

7:00PM Monster Mags of the Midwest Reading
Location: Murphy’s Bleachers, 3655 North Sheffield
Cost: Free
Cincinnati Review, Mid-American Review, and Ninth Letter team up once again to offer a fabulous off-site reading. Please come see Mary Biddinger, Brock Clarke, Matthew Gavin Frank, Michael Robins, Laura Van den Berg, and Keith Lee Morris at Murphy’s Bleachers, 3655 North Sheffield, located directly across the street from Wrigley Field (and the Harry Caray statue).

8:00PM AWP 2012 CHICAGO KICK OFF PARTY
Location: The Empty Bottle – 1444 W. Chicago
Cost: free with rsvp (email rsvp@emptybottle.com with “AWP Party” in subject line & full name of attendee in body of email.)
Website: http://dogzplotnews.blogspot.com/2011/10/awp-2012-chicago-kick-off-party.html
Kick-off AWP 2012, Chicago-style, at Chicago’s iconic live music club, The Empty Bottle, with readings, party, mayhem, bands… Music by James Greer (of Guided by Voices) and special guests, Mutts, and more. Readers include Jeff Parker, Michael Czyzniejewski, James Greer, xTx, Sam Pink, Jamie Iredell, Mary Miller, Sarah Sweeney, Michael Kimball, Amber Sparks, Peter Schwartz, Mike Young, Ben Tanzer, Sarah Rose Etter, and others.

Thursday

6:15PM-8:15PM How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Web
Location: After-Words Bookstore 23 E. Illinois Street, Chicago Illinois
Cost: Free
Join Drunken Boat, Memorious, failbetter.com, Blackbird, and Midway Journal for night of worry free, poetry and prose! Come hear authors Michael Martone, Randall Brown, Sean Hill, Margaret Luongo, Nicky Beer, Erica Dawson, Caki Wilkinson, Daniel Nester, Sibyl Baker, Michelle Chan Brown, and Shira Dentz. After Words Books is walking distance from the AWP Conference Event Hotel, and is a straight shot down State Street, just off the corner of State Street and Illinois Street.

7:00PM Convocation in Chicago
Location: Beauty Bar
Cost: Free
PANK, Annalemma, and Mud Luscious will once again host a holy meeting of literary minds. Convocation in Chicago will feature performances by Scott McClanahan, Daiva Markelis, Jac Jemc, Robb Todd, Sal Pane, Brian Oliu, Aubrey Hirsch, Matt Bell, xTx, Chris Newgent, Brett Elizabeth Jenkins, Casey Hannan, Tim Jones-Yelvington, Brandi Wells, Doug Paul Case, Ryan Bradley, Myfanwy Collins, Sarah Rose Etter, Laura Ellen Scott, Molly Laich, and Allyson Boggess.

7:00PM Joyland and Dzanc present Fiction Feed: Chicago Edition
Location: Quimby’s Bookstore,1854 W. North Ave · Chicago, IL 60622 · 773-342-0910
Cost: Free
Website: http://www.joylandmagazine.com
Joyland Magazine and Dzanc Books are two innovative publishers pushing fiction with great writing and new means of print and digital distribution. Join us for an evening with Eugene Cross, Kevin Chong, Jeff Parker, and Megan Stielstra reading from recently released books.

7:00PM-9:00PM Celebration of the Small Press: FLeng Rising
Location: Rock Bottom Restaurant & Brewery – Downtown Chicago
Cost: FREE
Website: http://www.rockbottom.com/Chicago
Florida English and the Rising in Hope Anthology team up for this event featuring Brian Dickson, Jeff Grieneisen, Kirk Nesset, Jesse Millner, Heather Schmidt, Jen Stewart. The first 15 to arrive receive a free drink (see Courtney for your drink ticket).

7:00PM-11:00PM This is beautiful, this is beautiful; six small presses
Location: Simone’s Bar, 960 W 18th St.
Cost: Free
Website: https://www.facebook.com/events/174394975997326/
An offsite AWP reading hosted by 6 small presses: Bateau, Burnside Review, Interrupture, Rose Metal Press, Slope Editions and Versal. Readers include: John Gallaher, Brooklyn Copeland, Sean Lovelace, Chuck Carlise, Louise Mathias, Ryan Flaherty, Anna Moriarty Lev, Jane Lewty, Erin Costello, Nate Liederbach, Amaranth Borsuk, Trey Moody/Joshua Ware, John Jodzio, Kate Nuernberger and Brad Liening. The event is free and open to the public. Full bar! Food! Come!

7:30PM Black Lawrence Press/Devil’s Lake Reading
Location: Salud Tequila Lounge
Cost: FREE
Please join Devil’s Lake and Black Lawrence Press for a great night at our co-hosted reading! We’re proud to feature: Mary Biddinger, Jon Chopan, Lisa Fay Coutley, Brent Goodman, Casey Thayer, and Joe Wilkins. Come early to partake in the open bar.

7:30PM An Evening of Poetry with Cat, Dog & Hamster Quarterly
Location: Black Rock, 3614 N. Damen Ave.
Cost: Free
Join us for readings by Jason Bredle, Melissa Broder, Arda Collins, Jason Koo, Marc McKee and James Shea. Sponsored by Cat, Dog & Hamster Quarterly.

8:00PM-10:00PM The Wrong Kind of Reading
Location: The Galway Arms, Lincoln Park (2442 North Clark Street)
Cost: Free
A reading from seven “literary pulp” writers–lots of genre thrills. Featuring Pinckney Benedict, Kyle Minor, Robin Becker, Anthony Neil Smith, John Weagly, Nikki Dolson, and David James Keaton. Loosely affiliated with noir/transgressive ezine PLOTS WITH GUNS.

8:30PM-10:30PM Gulf Coast & Indiana Review Give You a Reading with Writers We Love
Location: Buddy Guy’s Legends, 700 South Wabash, Chicago, IL 60605
Cost: $4 suggested donation
Website: http://www.gulfcoastmag.org, http://indianareview.org
Join Gulf Coast and Indiana Review for an evening of readings by Michael Czyzniejewski, Ross Gay, Aimee Nezhukumatathil, Leslie Parry, and D.A. Powell. at Buddy Guy’s Legends (just around the block from Hilton Chicago & Palmer House Hilton)!

9:00PM-2:00AM AWP 2012 Karaoke Idol
Location: Beauty Bar, 1444 W. Chicago Ave.
Cost: Free
Website: http://www.curbsidesplendor.com/index.php?id=237
After readings and other literary events, presses from Chicago and beyond will battle for the AWP 2012 Karaoke Idol throne, followed by Karaoke-dance party. Karaoke Idol Judges: Amy Guth, Joe Meno, and Patrick Sommerville. Presented by Another Chicago Magazine (ACM), Artifice Mag, Curbside Splendor, Featherproof Books — contestants, more info to come…

9:00PM-12:00AM OPEN BAR SPEAKEASY BLOWOUT: The Doctor T. J. Eckleburg Review, Hopkins Review, Barrelhouse, Entasis, Baltimore Review, Dark Sky
Location: Brando’s Speakeasy, 343 South Dearborn.
Cost: Free
Website: http://thedoctortjeckleburgreview.com/
Edgy readings and fun prizes erupt around 10 p.m. when Barrelhouse, Dark Sky, The Baltimore Review, DC’s Entasis Press, and The Hopkins Review join up to launch The Doctor T.J. Eckleburg Review from Johns Hopkins. Free beer and wine, cash martini bar, tasty snacks, saucy behavior, prizes, and worthy-cause raffles, with the Hopkins M.A. in Writing Program as host. Our AWP-easy location is midway between the Hilton and Palmer House, so come join us after the keynote!

9:00PM Propaganda: a reading
Location: Haymarket Pub & Brewery, 737 W. Randolph (Halsted & Randolph) – in the Drinking & Writing Theater
Cost: free
Website: http://www.propagandareading.com
Three to five minutes of propaganda from: Matt Bell, Jessica Anya Blau, Blake Butler, Alexandra Chasin, Molly Gaudry, Amelia Gray, Lindsay Hunter, Jac Jemc, Stephen Knezovich, Samuel Ligon, Robert Lopez, Nelly Reifler, Joseph Salvatore, Jason Sommer, Matthew Vollmer, and Jess Walter.

9:00PM-10:00PM (and beyond) Wag’s Revue and Unstuck Host a Reading and Get Frisky Like Granny
Location: Cole’s Bar – 2338 N. Milwaukee Ave Chicago, IL 60647
Cost: Free
Website: http://www.wagsrevue.com
Make your last stop Thursday night Cole’s in Logan Square. The reading will be hosted by the Chicago-based, online-only literary quarterly Wag’s Revue and the hot and brand new Unstuck Magazine out of Austin. There’ll be just four readers–Noam Dorr, Dylan Nice, Rachel Swirsky and Julia Whicker. Then, at 10:00, DJ Frisky Grannies will be playing some hits from the 20s and 50s. So stick around, drink some of the fine brews on tap like Allagash White and Bell’s Two Hearted and get frisky. Granny wouldn’t go home just because she’s tired. She’d get drunk and listen to some readers and she’d dance. So come on. Do it for granny.

Friday

5:00PM-6:30PM ASF and NER Take AWP
Location: Delilah’s, 2771 N. Lincoln Ave.
Cost: FREE
Website: http://www.americanshortfiction.org
American Short Fiction and New England Review join forces to create a supersized, rollicking happy hour reading at the best whiskey bar in all of Chicago. ASF supplies the foxy fiction writers, including Kevin Moffett, Jamie Quatro, Eugene Cross, and Laura van den Berg; and NER brings along wily, wily poets with names like Traci Brimhall, Eduardo C. Corral, and Tomas Q. Morin. Come warm up with words, whiskey, and wise ol’ lit mags.

6:00PM-8:00PM Come on, Seven!
Location: School of the Art Institute of Chicago Ballroom, 112 S. Michigan
Cost: free
Seven of the leading risk-takers of the fiction avant-garde are betting you will love what they read from their works because baby needs a new pair of shoes! Yuriy Tarnawsky, Lidia Yuknavitch, Lance Olsen, Davis Schneiderman, Adam D. Jameson, James R. Hugunin, and Eckhard Gerdes. Organized by Eckhard Gerdes, Editor and Publisher, the Journal of Experimental Fiction and JEF Books. Sponsored by Writing Program, SAIC.

6:00PM Beecher’s – Parcel Happy Hour Reading
Location: Manhattan’s Bar – 415 S Dearborn St
Cost: Free
Website: http://www.beechersmag.com/
Beecher’s and Parcel, two sweet, young, little lit magazines invite you to come enjoy happy hour drinks, free pizza and a great line-up of readers in Chicago’s oldest skyscraper. This fast-paced event, just a few blocks from the conference hotel, will include readings by: Rebecca Evanhoe, Jenny Gropp Hess, Lincoln Michel, Scott Wrobel, James Yeh, and Nick Courtright. For more information about the lit magazines, please visit: http://www.beechersmag.com/ & http://www.parcelmag.org/

7:00PM-9:00PM Burnt Bridge & Flywheel Magazine Reading
Location: Billy Goat Tavern, 430 N. Michigan Ave
Cost: FREE
Website: http://burntbridge.net
Burnt Bridge & Flywheel Magazine will be holding an off-site reading at the 2012 AWP Conference in Chicago. The reading will be graciously hosted by our good friends The Billy Goat Tavern on Michigan Ave. Attendees or general Chicago dwellers are invited to come out from 7-9 and hear some literary grit hurled unceremoniously at their ears. We’re told the food is good, too.

7:00PM Stymie Magazine Presents: A Really Big Show
Location:Theory Sport.Dine.Lounge; 9 W. Hubbard
Cost: FREE
Stymie Mag is coming to AWP 2012 and we’re throwing a party, or at least a reading with words, beverages, and good times at Theory Sports Lounge. We couldn’t be more excited and hope you are too (and that you’ll mark the date/time on what we’re sure is an already busy AWP calendar)!

Featuring:
Cynthia Hawkins, Tim Kahl, Jeanie Chung, James O’Brien, Lauren Becker, Alex Moody, Steven Kowalski, Joseph Baron-Pravda, Diane Durant McGurren, Shaindel Beers, Sal Pane, Erin Elizabeth Smith, Joe Ponepinto, J. Bradley, Megan Cass, Elijah Burrell, Ilan Mochari, Tyler Gobble, Mark Cugini, and Maria Nazos

7:00PM-10:00PMBeautiful, Words
Location: Beauty Bar, 1444 W. Chicago Ave.
Cost: Free
Website: http://www.curbsidesplendor.com/curbside/blog/beautiful-words-awp-2012-event
Readings by: Kim Addonizio, Kate Zambreno, Vanessa Veselka, Greg Olear, Stacy Bierlein, Michael Cyzniejewski, David Galef, Tod Goldberg, Jonathan Evison, Shannon Cason. Sponsored by: The Nervous Breakdown, Other Voices Books, Bookslut, Red Lemonade, Dzanc Books, Curbside Splendor, Emergency Press, Elephant Rock Books, University of California-Riverside MFA program, Sunday Salon Chicago. Live music by Rob Roberge and Vanessa Veselka, and live DJ.

7:00PM This Page Intentionally Left Blank
Location: The Horseshoe, 4115 N. Lincoln Avenue
Cost: free
Website: https://www.facebook.com/events/203462383031095/
As we are unbeholden to any particular school, method, or ideology, the one constant for this reading is each participant’s unique kick-assness. Readers so far scheduled include Fred Arroyo, Sarah Barber, Shaindel Beers, Jesse Bradley, Sarah Carson, Larry O. Dean, Margie Flanagan-Wilkie, Nathan Floom, Jacklyn Dre Marceau, Anna March, Daniel Nester, Brianna Pike, Erika L. Sánchez, Mark Statman, Elissa Schappell, Ben Tanzer, Meg Tuite, Robert Vaughan, Chet Weise, Snezana Zabic, and Cindy Zelman, with more TBA. Immediately following will be music from The Injured Parties, Khalid Hanifi, and Decoy Prayer Meeting. The venue has a menu that includes food and drink. Come early, stay late!

7:00PM McSweeney’s AWP Party and Poetry Imprint Launch
Location: 826 Chicago
Cost: FREE
Website: https://www.facebook.com/events/275318479190753/
Come celebrate the launch of our poetry imprint in a four-part reading. We’re featuring poets Matthea Harvey (Of Lamb, Spring 2011) and Rebecca Lindenberg whose collection, Love: An Index, is kicking off the McSweeney’s Poetry series. Also Adam Levin, author of the Instructions will be reading from his forthcoming short-story collection, Hot Pink and Tom Barbash, McSweeney’s Issue 39 contributor.

7:00PM Literary Death Match — AWP Special
Location: Buddy Guy’s Legends
Cost: $5 advance/$10 door
Website: http://www.literarydeathmatch.com/upcoming-events/march-2-2012-at-awp.html
Doty! Smiley! Strauss! Jackson! To celebrate our 200th episode at Buddy Guy’s Legends, we’re teaming with Versal and Painted Bride Quarterly for Literary Death Match: Journal Porn Edition at AWP, and we’ve assembled the most colossally-awarded lineup of literary superstars ever to participate in a LDM ever before. Other plans? Cancel them. This is going to be a sexy-literary-comedic night to remember

7:00PM-10:00PM Sixth Finch and YesYes Books reading
Location: Columbia College’s Center for Book and Paper Arts (1104 South Wabash, 2nd Floor)
Cost: Free
Website: http://www.facebook.com/events/198506656912495/
In conjunction with CPBA’s “Poems and Pictures” exhibit. Reception at 7 PM, followed by a reading at 8 PM featuring Emily Kendal Frey, Ally Harris, Matt Hart, Mark Leidner, Thomas Patrick Levy, Ben Mirov, Metta Sama, Nate Slawson, Leigh Stein, Gale Marie Thompson, Phillip B. Williams, Angela Veronica Wong and Matthew Yeager. Only two blocks from the conference.

8:00PM Literature Party
Location: Lincoln Hall, 2424 N Lincoln Avenue
Cost: $10.00
Website: http://literatureparty.com/
A night of literature and party benefiting Young Chicago Authors. With literature from Dorothea Lasky, Mary Miller and Tim Kinsella, and a special performance by Jesse Ball accompanied by puppeteers Jill Summers and Susie Kirkwood. Hosted by Zach Dodson and Lindsay Hunter. Bookstore by Vouched. Sponsored by School of the Art Institute of Chicago Writing Program, Bookforum, featherproof, Hobart, HTMLGiant, The Lit Pub, Publishing Genius, and Wave Books. See literatureparty.com

9:30PM-12:00AM Literary High Jinx
Location: Brando’s Speakeasy, 343 S. Dearborn St., Chicago (historic South Loop)
Cost: Free
Website: http://www.brandoschicago.com
Literary loons and AWP marauders, unite! Patasola Press and Atticus Books join indie forces to present a spirited night of reading high jinx, complete with quirky novelists, saucy poets, brainy sirens, and devious wordsmiths in a slick, private upstairs bar. Rae Bryant, Steve Himmer, Dave Housley, John Minichillo, J.A. Tyler and other underground small press sensations are on hand to incite sentence riots and more.

Saturday

1:00PM TJY & The Actionettes
Location: Multikulti, 1000 N Milwaukee Ave
Cost: $5 suggested
Website: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/219588
Sponsored by Action Yes! and Red Lightbulbs, an afternoon of queer, feminist, gurlesque & grotesque literary performance featuring kitschy, campy, glamorous and otherwise unruly bodies & texts, starring Kate Durbin, Ji Yoon Lee, Carina Finn, Meghan Lamb and Tim Jones-Yelvington.

3:00PM-5:00PM Woman Made Gallery Welcomes Women Who Write: Strong Words, Strong Voices
Location: Woman Made Gallery, 685 N Milwaukee Ave
Cost: Free
Website: http://www.womanmade.org/poetry.html
This year, Woman Made Gallery celebrates 20 years of supporting the creative endeavors of women around the world. Literature has been prominently featured among gallery programs, including poetry readings, often organized around the themes of the concurrent art exhibit. Honoring Women’s History Month, we bring together five seasoned poets with distinctive voices, vision and presence: Kim Addonizio, Brenda Cardenas, Nina Corwin, Patricia Spears Jones and Patricia Smith. The reading will be followed by a conversation and celebration hosted by six prominent women’s literary organizations from around the country.

4:00PM-6:00PM Many Mountains Moving Press Reading
Location: Gage Gallery, Roosevelt University
Cost: free to all
Website: http://www.mmminc.org/html/events/events_new.htm
Another terrific lineup from MMM: Anne-Marie Cusac, Renato Rosaldo, Patrick Lawler, Jeffrey Ethan Lee, as well as Scott Blackwood, and the Creative Writing Program. A beautiful large space within walking distance of the conference hotels at 18 S. Michigan Avenue, Chicago, Il.

5:00PM-6:30PM Mixer/Paper Darts Last Chance Happy Hour
Location: The Beauty Bar, 1444 West Chicago Avenue
Cost:
Mixer and Paper Darts team up to present an epic reading/sendoff on the final night of AWP. Swing by the Beauty Bar and dip your callused and brittle hands in a luxurious wax bath while you hear the likes of Amelia Gray, Tom Bonfiglio, John Jodzio, Chelsea Martin, Edward Trefts and Anne Yoder.

6:00PM-9:00PM Ear Eater #13: The Impossible, The Extraordinary
Location: Beef & Brandy, 127 S. State Street
Cost: FREE
Website: http://eareater.tumblr.com/post/16833972149/ear-eater-13-awp-edition
Join Us for Ear Eater #13: The Impossible, The Extraordinary! ALL-STAR CAST: Amelia Gray: (Author of AM/PM (Featherproof Books) and Museum of the Weird (FC2). Her first novel, THREATS, is due March 2012 from Farrar, Straus and Giroux.); Vanessa Place: (Writer, lawyer, and co-director of Les Figues Press. She is the author of Dies: …A Sentence (2006), La Medusa (FC2, 2008), and The Guilt Project: Rape, Morality, and Law (2010); Kevin Sampsell: (Author of the short story collections Beautiful Blemish and Creamy Bullets. He is the editor of The Insomniac Reader and Portland Noir. His newest book is A Common Pornography: A Memoir. He runs the micropress, Future Tense Books); Adam Robinson: (Adam Robinson lives in Baltimore, where he operates Publishing Genius Press. He is the author of Adam Robison and Other Poems, (Narrow House Books, (2010). More info at the EAR EATER site http://eareater.tumblr.com/post/16833972149/ear-eater-13-awp-edition

7:00PM-9:00PM Before We Go
Location: Beauty Bar, 1444 W. Chicago Ave
Cost: Free
Website: http://www.facebook.com/events/371496909532464/
Presented by Big Lucks, Gigantic Sequins, Knee-Jerk, Magic Helicopter, and Rose Metal Press. Readings from Amanda Auchter Jason Bredle, Adam Drent, Loren Erdich, Adam Golaski, Christie Ann Reynolds, Matthew Siegel, Justin Sirois, Jordan Stempleman, and Ben Tanzer.

Listen To Me Get Drunk And Yell

Have you ever wanted to hear me get drunk and talk LITERATURE? No? How about get drunk and talk LITERATURE with my pals and fellow writers David James Keaton, Steve Gillies and Christopher Lee? Check out our first podcast for Dark Sky Magazine where we cover Dave’s new novella “Zee Bee and Bee (A.K.A. Propeller Hats For the Dead)”. I also get really drunk and accost Dave for stealing every good idea I’ve ever had. It also works as a running commentary for the film Night of the Living Dead.

Literary Journal Death Match

HTML Giant contributor and Gigantic Editor Lincoln Michel recently put together a tiered list of literary journals.  As it goes along with my series of posts about lit mags (the first three are here, here and here), I figured I’d repost the list along with some of my own thoughts while we wait for Dave Keaton to conclude the submissions panel. I’m not the only one who has commented on Michel’s list, however. Check out PANK‘s amusing take before seeing the list yourself.

(UPDATE: Lincoln Michel recently contacted me and asked if I’d take down the quoted list. He’s writing a new post about why he wanted the list taken down, so I’ll link to that as soon as it’s published.)

I’ve got some nit picking complaints about this list (I’d put Playboy higher, same with AGNI, American Short Fiction and n+1. Also, there’s a lot in the third, fourth, and fifth tiers that are pretty interchangeable. And I think some recent upstarts have been put too high (not Electric Literature; its spot is well-deserved)), but overall, I think this is a pretty good place to start if you’ve just begun submitting. Also worth a bookmark are the Pushcart Rankings done by Cliff Garstang.

The main thing I’d like to see from future lists is a break down between longer short stories and flash. Putting elimae, Quick Fiction, and PANK on the list is very nice, but it’s not fair to compare them against something like The New Yorker. Their typical word counts are so different as to be irrevocable.

But what do you guys all think? Is this list useful? Are rankings of lit journals too arbitrary? Do you have any major issues with where certain mags fell? Comment below.