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Check Out My Knicks Season Preview At Poets On Sports

tumblr_mi2jwy8Ifz1qk9zbko1_400I’m thrilled to announce that this season I’ll be writing a weekly Knicks column over at Poets on Sports. In the meantime, check out my season preview along with predictions from Tyler Gobble, Patrick Trotti, Justin Carter, Brian Oliu, Karissa Morton, and Matt Rowan. And if you’re into livetweeting, follow me here, as I’ll be commenting along with most of the Knicks games this season.

We’re going 82-0 in swag.

Goodnight Knicks

goodnight jr

In the great big Garden
There were two lonely banners
And a chubby Carmelo
And a video of
Earl going pipestrong on all

And Novak and Cope and Camby were sitting on pine
And the decapitated head of Tyson Chandler
And YA author Amar’e
And a ’95 Co-Rookie of the Year
And a rapper named Iman
And Pope Pablo and Woodson’s beard and an extra large burrito just for Ray Felton
And little old Spike who was screaming “Blue and Gold Skies Forever!”

Goodnight Garden
Goodnight Melo
Goodnight pipestrong Earl
Goodnight League Pass
And the two lonely banners dead in the rafters

Goodnight Novak, Cope, and Camby
Goodnight Breen
Goodnight Tyson’s zombie corpse
And goodnight STAT and your bones made from glass

Goodnight Clyde
And goodnight Lala
Goodnight little blogs
And goodnight Stephen A. who knows everyone personally

Goodnight Pablo
And goodnight Woody
Goodnight burrito
Goodnight Ray
And goodnight to Spike whimpering “John Starks.”

Goodnight stars
Goodnight Melo
Goodnight noises everywhere.

THE ASCENSION OF SAINT CARMELO ANTHONY IN INDIANAPOLIS

Carmelo Anthony Doesn’t Know How To Dress Himself: Part 8 Of An Ongoing Series

WHY MELO WHYBro’s been keyed up for his return to Denver since February 2011, and this is the shirt he brings with him? I don’t understand anything about this world. Why, Melo, why?

NEW REVIEWS! NEW INTERVIEWS! NEW PODCASTS! NEW BOOK COVERS! #BLOGSintoDREAMS

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A LOT OF CRAZY ISH HAS GONE DOWN OVER THE LAST FEW WEEKS.

1) Check out this awesome interview I did with Teddy Wayne over at The Millions. His novel, The Love Song of Jonny Valentine, just dropped and we discussed the function of pop culture in fiction.

2) New review of Last Call in the City of Bridges over at NUVO, the independent voice of Indianapolis.

3) New Review of Last Call in the City of Bridges over at Fiddleback.

4) I did a podcast with the excellent writers Jay Varner and Patrick Culliton on their site Talus, Or Scree. Subjects include retro video games, Kanye West, and why Kevin Garnett is the worst.

5) I starred in a promotional video for UIndy’s English Department which focuses on my novel AND my pedagogy!

6) Braddock Avenue Books released the cover for their second release, a short story collection from the immensely talented Aubrey Hirsch. See above. IT’S SO DOPE.

7) AWP IS LESS THAN A MONTH AWAY! CRAY! EXPECT ANOTHER AWP GUIDE SOON!

Carmelo Anthony Doesn’t Know How To Dress Himself: Part 7 Of An Ongoing Series

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Kevin Garnett sucks.

Carmelo Anthony Doesn’t Know How To Dress Himself: Part 6 Of An Ongoing Series

STEAM PUNK MELO

Carmelo Anthony Doesn’t Know How To Dress Himself: Part 5 Of An Ongoing Series

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Carmelo Anthony Doesn’t Know How To Dress Himself: Part 4 Of An Ongoing Series

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Ten Years of PTI LeBron Debates Cut Into a 15 Minute Narrative