Cool Essay About Space Jam (Even Though I Hate Space Jam)

by Salvatore Pane


In 1997 the Easter bunny brought the heat. Sitting in the basket was Space Jam on VHS. Space Jam on VHS. Space Jam on VHS. Oh happy day, it’s Space Jam on VHS. Accompanying the VHS is a pog slammer. On one side is Bugs Bunny. On the other side is Michael Jordan. I jumped 30 feet in the air when I saw that gift. Easter Bunny killed it that year.

–Tyler Parker in “Come On and Slam, If You Want to Jam”