The Most Important NBA News You’ll Read This Year: Suns Hire Hal Fisher as New Head of Mezzanine Security

by Salvatore Pane

Phoenix has been eying Fisher for some time now. He has been admired for many years for his no-nonsense work ethic. Fisher is best known for the legendary night when he escorted 18 ‘punk-ass teenagers’ out of The American Airlines Arena in one night. Just 9 months later, Fisher let go in Dallas for allegedly breaking protocol by confiscating cell phones from what he called ‘whining teeny bopping know-it-alls’.

–Jason Gallagher in Ballerball